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Union Square Round Table members in order of usefulness to Mars colonization project.

1. Ryan (Owns few clothes, saving on fuel costs. Used to living surrounded by dust and rocks and garbage.)
2. Kraft (Proven farmer and impregnator of women. Is weird. Weird sperm probably space-ray proof.)
3. Chris (Went to Space Camp.)
4. Nick (Handy. Calm communicator. Reddish complexion would allow him to camouflage from space predators. Which exist.)
5. Ben (Handy. Leadership experience. From Wisconsin so used to wind.)
6. Caitlin (Drawings of vampires with tits probably the “universal language.”)
7. Christine (Could bring old fashioned Southern hospitality to a sad garbage world suited only for people like Ryan. Mature enough to not draw dirt dongs using the rover.)
8. (tie) Lillian, Sarah, Katie (Anxious, but cooperative.)
9. TD (No specific reason he’s so far down the list. Just not a man of space, you know?)
10. Gretchen (Texas Monthly doesn’t deliver to Mars probably. Allergic to lack of nachos.)
11. Keira (Fingernail polish, cute handbags.)

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People Holding "Infinite Jest": The Bucketlist of C.M. Braiotta, Splendid Fellow — Bucket No. 1: To Sleep With a Habsburg

peopleholdinginfinitejest:

Note: I’ve run out of pictures of people holding their copies of Infinite Jest. This tumblr will now be about my bucketlist, as an inspiration to dumb people like you who are bad at wanting things.

Here’s an example of a terrible bucketlist item. The kind sadsacks like you have.

“Boy I’d…

(Source: colormebraiotta)

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thechrisgethardshow: Thanks Boston, Holiday Inn, and Union Square Round Table for being so hospitable to us tonight! Here’s Rob Malone hanging out with the Chat Rats after the show. Hope you all had as much fun as we did! Thank YOU, wondrous people of TCGS!

thechrisgethardshow:

Thanks Boston, Holiday Inn, and Union Square Round Table for being so hospitable to us tonight!

Here’s Rob Malone hanging out with the Chat Rats after the show.

Hope you all had as much fun as we did!

Thank YOU, wondrous people of TCGS!